whitewhine:

Woman Calls 911 Over Wrong Burger King Order

“Is this a harmful cheeseburger?”

(via collegehumor)

collegehumor:

Adorable Little Girl Upset About Gender Marketing of Toys

Superhero princesses for everyone. Problem solved

Forget my marketing degree. This girl knows it all.

imjusthaley:

A new vending machine has been released which can print any book within minutes.

The Espresso Book Machine has access to 500,000 different books - the same as 23.6 miles of shelf space - and can even churn out a fresh copy of Crime and Punishment in just nine minutes.

Pages are printed at a rate of over 100 per minute and are then pressed, glued and cut to produce a pristine book.

Users simply pick the book they would like on a screen and wait for it to be printed … it certainly is a novel way of getting a new book.

(via laurenkgray)

dhrosen:

2011 as told by tweets

(via @TheDailyWhat)

collegehumor:

The 8 Stages of Staying Up All Night
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Every time.